You annoy me more than I ever thought possible. “Hate to see you go, but love to watch you leave because of your butt.”ĥ8. “Let’s cuddle so I can steal your body heat.”ĥ7. “That perfect couple? Yeah, they fart and fight, too.”ĥ6. “Most of the time she’s a lady, but every once in a while, a dirty old man with a drinking problem comes out.”ĥ4. “It´s not easy being perfect, like us.”ĥ3. “I can’t keep calm because I’m crazy for you.”ĥ2. “It was no fun being crazy alone, so we decided to be crazy together.”ĥ1. “Life is better when you’re laughing.”Ĥ9. “You take me to another level of happiness.”Ĥ7. “When love is not madness, it means it is not love.”Ĥ6. “If you’re lucky enough to find a weirdo, never let them go.”Ĥ5. “I tried to be normal once - worst two minutes of my life.”Ĥ1. “Nothing to see here, just a couple of weirdos in love. “I’m not so sure about an inner child, but I have an inner idiot that surfaces every now and then.”ģ7. Then, I realized we’re both pretty weird, and I like that about us.”ģ6. “Sorry to be cheesy but you’re my butter half *insert cheese and pancake emoticons*.”ģ5.
“Forget the butterflies I feel the whole zoo when I am with you.”ģ3. “Let’s be weird together because I don’t want anyone else.”ģ2. “Couples who laugh together LAST TOGETHER.”ģ1. “You are the reason I look down at my phone and smile. “He stole my heart, so I’m stealing his last name.”Ģ9. “Life’s peachy with you by my side *insert peach emoticon*.”Ģ7. “Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband.”Ģ6. “Marriage is a workshop… where the husband works & wife shops… It’s shopping time…!!!”Ģ5. “A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.”Ģ1. “Orange you glad you met me *insert orange emoticon*.”ġ9. “Are you a dictionary? Because you give meaning to my life…!!!”ġ8. “That Awkward moment when your crush asks you who is your crush.”ġ7. “You are the butter to my bread, and the breath to my life.”ġ6. “Why Fall in Love when you can fall asleep?”ġ5. “Big spoon, little spoon *insert spoon emoticon*.”ġ4. “If she’s honest, funny, laid back, can hold her liquor, has a dirty mind and an even dirtier vocabulary, eats pizza, and lets you touch her butt… marry her yesterday.”ġ2. “Sometimes you just have to throw on a crown and remind them who they’re dealing with.”ġ1. “Don’t worry, we’re better at being together than we are at taking selfies.”ġ0. “I’m nuts about you *insert acorn emoticon*.”ĩ. “Introducing my ride-or-die, partner in crime, and true love. “Netflix and refill *insert wine glass emoticon*”ħ.
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